Jack Bauer – Fakten

Posted by eddy14 - 27/11/07 at 04:11 pm

Chuck Norris ist out, Jack Bauer ist in! :-D

Jack Bauer doesn’t have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It’s basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer’s PC. Ever.

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it’s fucking beef.

When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.

Jack Bauer doesn’t have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

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One Response to “Jack Bauer – Fakten”

  1. K1G4M0R3 says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 15:06

    das ja ma fett^^
    iss echt ma besser als das chuck norris zeuchs .. endlich am was neues xDD

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